A walk on Great Cumbrae

On Easter Saturday we decided to take a trip to Great Cumbrae, an island just off the coast of Ayrshire. Don’t be fooled by the name – the island’s circumference is only about 10 miles, but there’s also a Little Cumbrae so this one has to be Great!
We arrived at the ferry terminal in Largs and left our car under the watchful eye of Magnus the Viking. He appeared in 2013 to commemorate the 750th anniversary of the Battle of Largs in 1263, an indecisive engagement between the kingdoms of Norway and Scotland.
The ferry ride from Largs to Cumbrae Slip only takes about 10 minutes, but the skies changed dramatically during the short journey. When the ferry arrived in Largs, all was blue. When it dropped us off at Cumbrae, the skies were grey and a strong wind was blowing. That set the tone for the rest of the day.
A bus meets every ferry and takes passengers into the main settlement of Millport. After a quick coffee and scone as fuel, we set off on our walk. As we climbed out of the town, first stop was the old cemetery, used from 1703 to the 1930s. John spotted the 15th century “jougs” on the gatepost for manacling prisoners.
The road we were following ended at a golf course, so we struck off along farm tracks and onto open hillside. The Gowk Stane is one of several in Scotland – it means Stone of the Cuckoo (or fool) in Scots.
The path then dropped steeply down to the far side of the island where we made a small detour to the Fintry Bay tearoom for a hot drink – at least, we expected a tearoom, but it turned out to be outdoor seating only, so it didn’t warm us up much!
The toilet facilities were basic, but charming. We had read in town that due to council cuts, public toilets are now community-run. It seems that Suki is doing a great job in Fintry Bay. (Apologies, Scottish readers, for the scatological pun.) Cludgie is probably self-explanatory from the context.
From here, we followed the perimeter road and coastal paths round the headland back to Millport. Next stop, the War Memorial.
The views across to the islands of Bute and the more mountainous Arran behind it were amazingly beautiful, despite the clouds.
The road back into Millport took us past some splendid Victorian villas and then more humble terraced housing.
What next? Well, it was either a very late lunch or a very early dinner. We headed for the George Hotel where we met a friendly band of pirates and were entertained by a band as we ate.
We could have got the bus back to the ferry from outside the George, but decided to walk a bit further. We spotted a conference bike for hire and The Wedge which purports to be Britain’s narrowest house – that’s it to the left of the café, barely wider than its front door. Garrison House, built in 1745 to house the captain and officers of the Revenue Cutter Royal George stationed in Millport, is now the town’s library and museum.
Turning left, we went back uphill to the walled, wooded grounds of The Cathedral of the Isles, the smallest cathedral in Britain. It dates from 1851 when it was built as a theological college for the Scottish Episcopal Church – it’s still possible to stay in the old college buildings and the cloisters house a pleasant do-it-yourself coffee shop.
Finally, we made our way back down to the seafront to see Millport’s famous Crocodile Rock – the Clyde’s fiercest stone since c. 1900!
From here, it was a short bus ride back to the ferry and home. Who would have thought we’d meet Vikings, pirates, and crocodiles on a tiny Scottish island?
Linked to Jo’s Monday Walk – join her and her band of fellow cyber-strollers.

Anabel, I really enjoy your walking tours. So much history! Seeing your photos and reading your account makes me eager to visit Scotland some day.
Jude
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Thank you! I definitely hope you make it here.
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There is just so much history! I love your walks and this one would certainly appeal to Michael. The outdoor cafe would be nice on a warm day. The bathrooms are nice looking and much better than the ones here. Love the crocodile rock..hmmm….maybe Elton John painted it:) oh! Michael got his ancestry DNA and he I saw 61% English and 16% Scottish, Irish, Wales!
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Hmm, don’t think Elton was around in 1900! Maybe he got the idea for his song though 😉 Good for Michael – he’s a real Brit (and a mixture like the rest of us).
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An amazing outing you fitted so much in a day, That tiny, tiny house looks fascinating, could you go inside? I think I would need a few days to see everything and of course stops for sketching…
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No, you can’t go in – it does actually seem to be a house!
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I would love to see inside, I’m a fan of little houses.
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Here it is when it was sold a few years ago:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2967197/World-s-narrowest-house-sale-85-000-47-inches-wide-really-isn-t-room-swing-cat.html
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How interesting, thanks for the link. I could live in that
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Yes, it looks quite cosy really.
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Wow, what a walk, just beautiful!
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Thank you, Marcia, glad you enjoyed it.
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I love the idea of this island being the Great version because there’s an even smaller one. 🙂 Glad you were able to find some warming drinks too. That loo has a beautiful view.
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I think the smaller one is little more than a big rock! The views were stupendous all round.
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I keep reading things about Ayrshire. I wonder if that’s where I’m supposed to go next. 🙂
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Maybe!
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What a great post, and a great outing! You found some really cool things and some scenery worth looking at. one of these days, I must visit Scotland 🙂
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Thank you, Rebecca! Of course I’m biased, but I think that’s definitely a great idea.
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When I first read your title, I was wondering where the crocodiles came in during a walk around Scotland! But that island looks well worth visiting, despite the gloomy weather. And how in the world did anyone ever live in such a slim house?
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My little attempt to intrigue! Apparently, the house really is a wedge and wider at the back, but even so …… Wouldn’t like to live there but would love a look around.
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Ah, Millport (as we used to refer to the whole island) – that brings back very happy memories of childhood visits and a week spent at the Marine Biological Station when I was at college. Thanks for showing me round again. 🙂
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Yes, me too – I had to be very careful when I was writing only to say Millport when I meant the town! I think I got away with it.
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Yes, I think you got away with it. 😉
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What a great day trip! I am, like others, thoroughly amused by the Crocodile Rock. Next time I hear the Elton John song, I will consider whether it was inspired by said rock.
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Maybe the young Reg took his bucket and spade to Millport as a child!
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Love the look of this island! The crocodile rock is hilarious, and I like any toilet that gives you something to read whilst you’re inside, even though I didn’t fully understand the poem (I don’t know what Suki is!). I think Magnus is my favourite, though I know he’s not actually on Great Cumbrae.
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Suki is the name of the person cleaning the cludgie (toilet)! In fact, a few comments ago (but on an older page now) someone said she knew her.
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Ah, ok! That makes sense then! I thought maybe it was maybe a hurricane I hadn’t heard about!
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Beautiful and quite a bit to see. I keep dreaming of getting up there one day…. maybe one day. 🙂
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I hope so!
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You packed a lot of sights and history in one day! I would have considered the ferry ride alone a successful outing 🙂
The Gowk Stane kind of puzzle me though. I’ve done a little research, but I still can’t figure out what exactly they are.
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I think so ancient that their origins are lost in the mists of time. This one is natural but I think some are standing stones. If the cuckoo meaning is paramount and it’s connected with spring then it wasn’t working when we were there!
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Yeah – I didn’t get the whole spring connection … but the stones are awesome.
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Hi Anabel- that was brilliant … loved seeing the pics and getting a bit of history – but I’d prefer a warmer day … I’m a soft southerner at heart!! Cheers Hilary
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Thanks Hilary! It was a bit chilly but as hardy northerners we coped 😉
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What a delightful post. It is so chockfull of so many lovely and interesting images and descriptions. I am wondering if the ferry ride was choppy when the weather changed on you? The views towards the islands and mountains are incredibly beautiful… all those blue tones! I love that you showed the Victorian villas and humble terraced housing, and actually both are very attractive. Thanks for sharing it all…
Peta
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Thanks Peta. No, the ferry wasn’t choppy even when the wind got up. It doesn’t get to the open sea – it’s still in the Firth of Clyde and protected by island. It was indeed a delightful day out.
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oh wow, what a glorious day out. And for such a tiny island they certainly pack a lot in.
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They do. And I forgot to mention we bought have a dozen eggs from the honesty box at the farm!
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Fantastic – my Mum has one near her in Somerset. Best eggs ever!
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Suki is a friend of mine and it was great to see that poem dedicated to her heroic efforts! I must send her a link so she can read your post. We’ll have to try and get back to Millport once spring has arrived. It’s a bit slow in coming this year…
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How interesting! Well, we did appreciate her efforts, the toilets were spotless.
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That conference bike cracked me up!
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I wouldn’t like to be the one steering it!
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Vikings, pirates and crocodiles are all very impressive…especially for an Easter Weekend. It looks like a wonderful get-away!
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Amazing what you find in these wee places!
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Another fantastic post. Love joining you for this armchair travel You’re great company.
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Thank you, glad you enjoyed it!
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A fun filled adventure despite the weather. Arran must have had a big dump of snow after your trip as I was there under a week later and it was plastered again. G.C. is a fantastic island as its so easy to reach yet feels unique. That’s what I’ve got against council cuts- the ones at the apex are still raking it in as normal with vast profits to be made yet its always the public paying for everything nowadays with ‘austerity measures’ as a con to get us to pay for facilities that used to be free and taken for granted as such. A bit like opening a half sized Mars bar at the same price and being told ‘its better for you.’ Aye right :o)
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Yes, the euphemism “community run” hides a multitude of sins. I’d read quite a lot about cuts in Argyll and Bute – i didn’t know Ayrshire was going down that road too. Public toilets are very important – it. It might seem fine to leave them to volunteers until, say, Suki decides to give up and no-one else steps forward.
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This was a very interesting walk Anabel and you saw so many things! One day I shall get back up to Scotland and do some island hopping. The scenery is so impressive.
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It is. We are going to be doing some proper island hopping in the summer. Lots of ferries to get excited about!
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I want to do the Outer Hebrides – maybe next year. Timing wise? I have heard a lot about your midges.
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That’s what we’re doing! Midges can be fierce in the summer, but that’s when we’re going. The strong winds can sometimes blow them away though – mixed blessings. Take plenty Smidge if you go.
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Well I will have your account to help me with my trip if you are going this year!
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Well, hopefully I will get it written up by the following year!
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You packed a lot into your trip to Cumbrae. I realised on reading your post that it was a place I never made it to. That’s a pity as it looks like a quaint place and a good spot for a wander.
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It is, and something for everyone I think.
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This island sure packs a punch, Anabel. And, it seems to be very walkable, with enough places to top off the stomach and the energy levels. It even sports a cute-looking toilet building. Sparse or not, when I have to go, all I care about is that the my stuff disappears somehow and there is toilet paper. 🙂 What a wonderful destination for a day trip, despite (I mean especially) with all those encounters!
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It’s a lovely little island in every way. We hadn’t been for years, but I’d like to go back and maybe hire bikes next time. I’m sure I can still manage 10 miles on a bike!
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Looks great fun! We went to Largs last summer but we didn’t take the ferry across, just had a bite to eat then drove back to our base.
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It’s definitely worth doing if you’re up that way again.
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Those mountains look tempting. I really must get up to the Highlands and Islands before I get too old and knackered – time is running out ☹️
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Oh, I see your posts where you are climbing lots of hills! I’m sure there’s life in your knees yet 😉
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Climbing up is fine. It’s coming down when the knees start to hurt 🤕
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I know the feeling!
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That’s a lot for one day of sightseeing! The views of Bute and Arran are spectacular!
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It’s a beautiful spot!
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Never mind the toilet facilities it looks really wonderful!
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It is a gorgeous wee island!
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That probably is the most charming public toilet I’ve ever seen 🙂
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Suki is certainly making an effort! There was a good one on Kerrera last year, perhaps I should start a collection for a special post 😉
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Looks like a good day was had. Yet to get to Great Cumbrae, unfortunately, though the CalMac ferry tempts me each time I’m in Largs. Maybe this summer…
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You should! The whole journey is so quick and easy, and it was only about £3 for the ferry. Bargain!
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That’s an absolute bargain. Will have to get myself doon the watter soon.
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Ok, checked and I exaggerated. £3.30!
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It’s still a good price! Going on a ferry always makes me think I’m going on my holidays.
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I know, it doesn’t matter how wee it is!
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I’m with Janis. I love islands and would love to explore one that had so much to offer. I’ve never heard of a conference bike. Does anyone know if that’s a uniquely Scottish thing?
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There’s something very enticing about a ferry ride, however short. I had never heard of a conference bike either, and wouldn’t have known what it was called if it wasn’t labelled. Seems they are a Dutch invention, which makes sense:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conference_Bike
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Despite the cloudy and cold day, it seems you had a marvelous time. The clouds add to the beauty in those views of Bute and Arran. I also love the Gowk Stane. Too bad you couldn’t get warm because of only outdoor seating when you stopped for a warm drink. What a fun outing!
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It was indeed marvellous – although the only place we got really warmed up was in the pub!
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I’m sure that was a welcome stop, especially with those pirates!
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They were hilarious!
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You take the most amazing walks! I am envious that you have that gorgeous little island just a ferry ride away. And, that old cemetery… I am swooning!
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We hadn’t been to Cumbrae for years – it was lovely to rediscover it. Next time, maybe the cycle ride round the perimeter!
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Scotland is indeed a beautiful place…such great walk. Thanks for sharing. (Suzanne)
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Thank you, Suzanne! It’s great to have such beautiful places so close to the city for a quick getaway.
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Yes, you are truly a lucky person…
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That was a great little expedition, Anabel. When I saw those manacle chains I thought what a miserable existence they must have had. I don’t suppose the views cheered them much, but they are beautiful, aren’t they? 🙂 🙂 We were lost in fog this morning but it has finally given way to sunshine. Hooray! 🙂 Thanks for linking.
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John just spotted the manacles on the way out – they weren’t mentioned in the walk description. It would be really cold up there, I can tell you! Wasn’t bad here this morning, but now it’s raining. For a change 😉☔️
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☆ remover is remember!
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My eye actually read it as that!
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Oh wow, I visited Cumbrae a couple of times as a child on family holidays to Scotland. I remover we hired bicycles and cycled round the island and I remember we stopped to admire the gogeous views of Bute and Arran. I always said I would do that bike ride again someday. I never saw the Crocodile rock though. X
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We have done that cycle before – there are several bike hire shops in town, so maybe next time we’ll do that. It would be quite easy to walk round the perimeter too, though it’s all road. Can’t believe you missed the famous crocodile rock!
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Lovely to have all those islands so close to Glasgow you can pop over and visit!
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It is! This is a great wee day trip.
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What a fabulous wee island. Looks like Suki’s got quite creative with the cludgies. I can’t imagine my local community stepping up to look after our public loos. We’d more likely be down at the Council office protesting.
And please tell me The Wedge is so called purely because it’s wedged between two buildings, and not that it’s also wedge-shaped. 🙂
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Suki must be a saint! I don’t know about the house – I would love to be able to see inside.
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Me too. I’ve been reading a lot about the tiny house movement; the Wedge would be fascinating to know more about. 🙂
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Just did a search on it. It is a wedge; going from 47 inches wide at the front to 11 feet at the back. It looks like a very cool place — so close to the sea.
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Ah, 11 feet I suppose is liveable. Looks straight out to sea and the cafe is right next door. Perfect holiday home! Maybe …
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I guess it would be fine for one person. I have this fantasy about us packing up and driving around NZ in a house-bus. But T is 6′ 4″ and we’re both used to a lot of space. I suspect I’d be hitchhiking back to Auckland after a few days.
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Some things are best left as fantasies!
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Sadly true. 😕
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And a very satisfying walking it was too. Thank you for taking me somewhere I had no idea existed, and for showing the marvels of this tiny place. I especially loved the crocodile rock. How fascinating that must be for children.
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Generations of children! I’m sure if I looked hard enough I could find a picture of myself clambering over it in the 60s. As I said to another commenter, this is a very popular West of Scotland seaside destination which probably isn’t well known elsewhere. Getting the ferry makes it seem much further away than it really is.
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Lovely walk – shame the weather changed and didn’t change back again! I wondered whether that Rock of the Cuckoo has been derived from Rock of the Cuckold – and indeed whether the two words are closely connected anyway. Must ask Susie Dent….
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Interesting thought which has sent me straight to Wikipedia. “A cuckold is the husband of an adulterous wife. In evolutionary biology, the term is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own.” So – cuckoo in the nest!
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Hello Anabel,
I always look forward to reading your posts as I see them in my email. You are able to really pique my appetite for visiting Scotland. You also present places most tourists (me included) would never think of visiting. Well done!
Fran
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Thank you, Fran! I really hope you get to see some of them yourself some day. Millport has been a traditional seaside destination for Glasgow families going “doon the watter” for a very long time but maybe isn’t well known to visitors.
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Looks like a very interesting, if rather chilly, walk – I love the poem in the toilets and the crocodile rock 🙂
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I knew the rock had been painted since my childhood, but I didn’t realise till I read the new-ish sign that it went back to 1900. Probably had a few repaints since then though!
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